Could you please pick one of those and help me gouge my eyes out?

The habs played a revolting game last night. Disgusting. Putrid. Vile. Vomit-inducing. Absolutely everything you don’t want to see in a hockey game was there.

A 2 goals lead blowed on the road against a direct opponent in the standings? check

A complete meltdown and lack of effort after 20 minutes? check

Allowing a second SH goal in two nights? check

Sean Fucking Avery disturbing you, fighting one of your defenseman and taunting you afterwards without retribution? check

Allowing 6 goals from the Rangers, who hadn’t scored in their last  147 minutes at the Madison Square Garden? check

Allowing a PP goal from the fucking Rangers who were 0 for 28 in their last PP attempts? check

Hearing the freaking Rangers announcers rave about how great the Rangers were playing while all I could see was how pathetic the habs were? check (Seriously, any team would have crushed the Habs yesterday night. The Rangers really shouldn’t get too cocky because of that win.)

Getting the sarcastic ole ole ole chant from Rangers fans? check (I’m not blaming them for that, I love the ole ole ole chant because it pisses everyone else, so of course when things turn bad we’ll hear it. But it still sucks.)

That was absolutely pathetic, and I’m fucking pissed. It’s not a good sign when all I’m hoping for during the last 20 minutes of a game is to see Laraque come out of the bench to punch any guy from the other team in the face. I’m not a fights lover at all, but I seriously wished the habs had turned this into a fucking goon show last night.

Lately, I had somehow forgotten how annoying the Rangers could be. Thanks for last night, Montreal, now I hate the Rangers again with all my heart.

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