NJ Devils next game. After a hard-fought battle, the game has to be decided by a shootout. After 5 rounds of shooters, the Devils must score to stay alive. John MacLean turns to his assistant. – Alright, so who’s the next shooter? – Uh apparently you picked… *checks his papers*… uh… Ilya Kovalchuck. Poor Devils.
Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Tag
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A weird blog post with an unnecessarily long title and a very short and disappointing content, but don’t leave already there is a good reason for this, wait no, there are actually several reasons and I will now list them: 1. It’s an homage to Pookie and Schnookie from “Interchangeable Parts” and their own record-breaking long blog post titles, 2. It’s another plot to keep this blog updated during summer without actually thinking too hard about writing interesting content, and 3. This is actually a scientific experiment intended to figure out how long a post title can be on wordpress, so i’ll just keep on typing over and over until their servers start fuming and eventually blow up in a huge and deadly but also very pretty fireball, shutting down the whole Internet in the process. Muahahahahahahahahahaha! Uh, I mean, sorry about that. 2 comments
Take that, wordpress! Thanks for reading. :)
Habs summer jobs: Jaro Spacek Leave a comment
Yes, let’s face it, it’s summer, and there’s no hockey… But hockey fans are not the only ones suffering during summer. It’s not easier for hockey players. Just like every year, the Habs have to find jobs during the off-season to make a bit of money. This summer, thanks to an exclusive series* of photoshops [...]
I would have picked Minnesota 3 comments
Yes, I know I’m late on this, and I know everyone is fed up with that Lebron James drama, but I just saw this video yesterday: it’s a last-minute attempt by the Minnesota Timberwolves to woo him. No idea why he didn’t immediately sign there. ~~~ In related news, just like the Cavs owner, the [...]
He fooled us all 3 comments
I think I made an important discovery. As you know, Josh Gorges was hit in the head by a slapshot fired by Mike Green yesterday. He layed motionless on the ice for a few very scary moments. And he finally got up and retreated to the dressing room, aided by the team doctors. His head [...]
Damage control 2 comments
After the Kovalchuk trade, GM Don Waddell published an open letter to the Atlanta fans on the Thrashers website. You can read it here. Thanks to some of my secret sources who hacked Waddell’s computer, I’m now able to disclose 3 earlier drafts of this letter. The following is a Soft European exclusivity. Version 1: [...]
Let’s celebrate! 24 comments
Hey, this blog is in celebration mode today! As you know, it’s hockey day in Canada. But you may not know that it happens to be a special day here too. Today is… “no-one-cares-about-hockey day” in France! Woooooo! Join me and let’s celebrate this great event together. This year, the city where all the action [...]
Peach Fuzz 3 comments
This doesn’t really make any sense. It’s just for EP, who gave Kane this little nickname: Peach Fuzz.
Milan is hungry 6 comments
A dead fish and a kitten! Yummy yummy! Hey Milan, there’s nothing wrong with eating kittens and fish carcasses, I understand foie gras and truffles are not for everyone. But please, at least don’t forget to brush your teeth after that…
Dr. Gainey and Mr. Bob 2 comments
Sooo, what’s happening to the habs these days? Well, they lose, they lose and they lose. They get badly outshot every night, and the defense is seriously awful. But, apparently, all is not lost. They came back three times against the rangers last night, and never gave up (yeah, it’s not exactly a good sign [...]
