Well, this blog is as dead as the habs 2012 season. But there’s one thing I still like to post every year: my silly playoffs beard-o-meter. As usual, the concept is pretty simple: “The further you go into the playoffs, the longer the beards get.” Yep, exactly like last year. Anyway, here is the 2012 [...]
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2012 Playoffs: Beard-o-meter, edition 4! Leave a comment
The return of the Beard-o-meter (and yeah, I’m still alive) Leave a comment
*opens the door* Anyone here? Eww, it smells like no one opened the windows in about 3 months here. Ahem. Yeah. Lets be honest, this blog is as good as dead. I have less time to do silly photoshops, and honestly, I discovered I liked tweeting just as much as blogging. Sure it’s nice to [...]
Welcome home Leave a comment
Like every hab fan with a blog today, I feel like I need to post something because it’s a special day. The Ducks are in town, and with them, many familiar faces are making their return to Montreal. First, I want to mention the two that will likely be forgotten tonight: Chips and Paul Mara. [...]
Habs 2018 first round pick 2 comments
With their 2018 first round pick, the Montreal Canadiens are proud to select… I must say I feel bad for the poor little goalie in red with the blue mask. His GAA for that game must have been 453241985039451.53 :(( But yeah Trevor Timmins, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, [...]
Habs legends 2 comments
David takes on Goliath.
Siiigh 3 comments
Pierre Gauthier: “Monsieur Gorges needs knee surgery, he will be out for the season.” Me: ~~~ Also: ~~~ And finally, on a different note, I haven’t had time to say it here, but I wish you all a fabulous year, with lots of fun (which might not be hockey related), success and happiness (which will [...]
Funny spammers 4 comments
For some reason, I just checked the comments caught in the spam filter of this blog. They usually include a few very suspicious links you do not want to click on. But the first few lines are often really lame attempts at pretending to be real comments. I thought some were pretty hilarious: “I don?t [...]
Patches in Montreal 2 comments
I hope he brought his helicopter with him. This is a screencap from a video I saw on the Bulldogs website (it’s the one called “My favourite thing with Max Pacioretty and Aaron Palushaj”). I found it pretty amusing. Especially the part where Palushaj screams “AAAH! AAAH! SANTA! WHERE’S SANTA?!” when he first sees the [...]
3D Hockey 2 comments
AAAAAAAAAARGH MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THIS CBC!
Clichés 4 comments
I just watched a video preview for the HBO tv show that will follow the Caps and the Pens on and off the ice as they prepare for the next Winter Classic. We don’t really often get a chance to see that much footage of the teams off the ice (besides the players interviews and [...]




